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Podcast: Stephen Hawking’s Greatest Hits, #1: I Wanna Be Sedated

FreePlay — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:45:23 +0000

I did it for the lulz.

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin’ to do, no where to go, oh, I wanna be sedated

Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my brain
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin’ to do, no where to go, oh, I wanna be sedated

Just put me in a wheelchair get me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go insane
I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my brain
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin’ to do, no where to go, oh, I wanna be sedated

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my toes
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin’ to do, no where to go, oh I wanna be sedated

Just put me in a wheelchair, get me to the show
Hurry, hurry, hurry before I go loco
I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my toes
Oh no, oh, oh, oh, oh

Bamp bamp, ba bamp, ba bamp bamp, ba bamp, I wanna be sedated
Bamp bamp, ba bamp, ba bamp bamp, ba bamp, I wanna be sedated
Bamp bamp, ba bamp, ba bamp bamp, ba bamp, I wanna be sedated
Bamp bamp, ba bamp, ba bamp bamp, ba bamp, I wanna be sedated

Podcast: The Marguerite Perrin Interview

FreePlay — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 02:36:31 +0000

I “interviewed” this crazy woman today about politics.

Here’s the interview!

FreePlay Reads Porno: Episode 3: Old Ike

FreePlay — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:58:34 +0000

This started off as a troll post on Slashdot years ago… and I just remembered it and decided to make a podcast of it.

The original story is here. It’s an abomination.

FreePlay Reads Porno: Episode 2

FreePlay — Thu, 08 May 2008 01:27:04 +0000

As promised, here’s Episode 2: Aaron Carter at Hogwarts (part 2 of 2). Slightly better production values; still terrible. Sorry about my voice; it started giving out on me.

FreePlay Reads Porno: Episode 1

FreePlay — Wed, 07 May 2008 21:54:38 +0000

Out of boredom (and in keeping with a concept I’ve been mulling around for a while) I’ve decided to start recording myself reading ridiculous porno stories, as poorly as I possibly can.

Why?

Because I can. it’s the internet. we do that here.

Episode 1: Aaron Carter at Hogwarts (part 1 of 2)

Totally unedited, really quite terrible. Enjoy.

lol podcasts.

FreePlay — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 23:09:39 +0000

so wordpress can do podcasts. who knew.

lulz.